Tuesday, April 29, 2003
Ink blot insult |10:54 AM|
I forgot to mention something that ocurred while I was driving Portal around campus. A couple of idiots wandered in front of my car, and I ended up swerving around them. As I passed near them I yelled out "Nice walking!" They yelled some random threat or another in response. Not having time to yell my threat of choice "I'LL CHOKE THE GATES OF THE UNDERWORLD WITH YOUR LOVED ONES!!!" I had to improvise. I stuck my fist out the window, and yelled "GRAAGGA RAAAAH RAAAAAAh" at them. Knowing the wind and traffic noise would make what I said difficult to understand, they could interpret what I said however they wanted. (I will refer to them as Steve and John)

Steve: "Dude, did he just call me a pickle?"
John: (Ignoring Steve) "MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!"



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