Thursday, July 10, 2008
Mean |8:09 PM| Yesterday was "Mean day" for Suzy and I. Nearly every interaction consisted of sarcastic jokes, and general mockery.
Throughout the day, ass slapping was used to communicate "I need your attention", "stop that" and "I am equipped with a right hand."
Me: Awwww! Try not to strain yourself crying!
Suzy hates scallops. She wouldn't have any in her fried rice dinner
Suzy: You're eating scallops! You're a cheating vegetarian!
Me: Am not!
Suzy: They have a nervous system! Cheater!
Later
Suzy: This fried rice is missing something, it's a little bland.
Me: Maybe, just maybe if you had something else in there, perhaps scallops?
Suzy: Yeah well my dinner is actually vegetarian.
Alisa and Jeff: OOooooo!
Suzy: Rootbeer? Are you trying to get fat?
Grabbing my stomach
Suzy: Fatter?
After Suzy suggests a different order of buying groceries
Me:With my hand in the hand puppet gesture Meh MEH meh "Buy Spinach before bread" nah nah nyah nyah "more efficient".
Me: Don't get your tears all over my upholstery.
Me: Can you go get those books for me?
Suzy: No!
Me: You're a TERRIBLE librarian
Suzy: I'm a book conservator
Me: Then go conserve them, you're a terrible conservator
Suzy: You've done a terrible job de-stringing these snow peas.
Me: What?
Suzy: These are ruined.
Me: Oh no, are you serious?
Suzy: No, no. These are great.
Suzy: You were right, the garlic salt was a good idea.
Me: Hey, sometimes I know what I'm doing
Suzy: Oh yeah? I know something, I know I made ALL of this stir fry and you did squat!
Me: I can't hear you over the sound of you sucking at that.
Me: Geez I'm tired, I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Suzy: Screeching OOOOH MY GOOOD YOU HAVE TO WORK AT NIIIIINE UNTIL NOOOOON. How ever will you SUUURVIVE.
Suzy: Can you get some lighting in here that isn't directly overhead? When I lie down I get blinded.
Suzy: Are you making the tiny violin gesture?
Me: No this is the "that costs money" gesture. THIS is the tiniest violin, playing Just. For. You. OW QUIT BITING ME OW
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Sunday, July 06, 2008
You could find these links yourself |8:03 AM| Hey family members! You might want to skip reading this one. Seriously.
Spitters are Quitters:Fine educational programming.
This guy deserved positive responses, instead, the ad was removed. I offered a friend of mine the cost of a plane ticket to go meet this guy, but tragically the email address was also removed.
I'm trying to find out if this post was the work of one MayorWilkins, whose previous craigslist outings included a post ostensibly from a woman seeking a man to shove frozen Popsicles into her ass. Said Wilkins was shocked at the positive responses, and claimed to be kind of "a prude".
I don't think prudes traditionally conceive of ideas like hoax icy anal penetration.
I was looking for Jason Forrester music, and stumbled across some of his videos. I found that
too many (movie related) roads lead back to Waverly Films.
Their work is strikingly uneven. There'll be some inspired work, but then a string of predictable outings.
Sometimes it looks like a lot of effort was put into something that just didn't quite work. Then there's the exceedingly random.
And once again, werewolves.
Anyhow, I'd love to work with them on some kind of project, but I am not in Brooklyn.
Here is Jason Forrest video that they did not do.
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Mean |8:09 PM| Yesterday was "Mean day" for Suzy and I. Nearly every interaction consisted of sarcastic jokes, and general mockery.
Throughout the day, ass slapping was used to communicate "I need your attention", "stop that" and "I am equipped with a right hand."
Me: Awwww! Try not to strain yourself crying!
Suzy hates scallops. She wouldn't have any in her fried rice dinner
Suzy: You're eating scallops! You're a cheating vegetarian!
Me: Am not!
Suzy: They have a nervous system! Cheater!
Later
Suzy: This fried rice is missing something, it's a little bland.
Me: Maybe, just maybe if you had something else in there, perhaps scallops?
Suzy: Yeah well my dinner is actually vegetarian.
Alisa and Jeff: OOooooo!
Suzy: Rootbeer? Are you trying to get fat?
Grabbing my stomach
Suzy: Fatter?
After Suzy suggests a different order of buying groceries
Me:With my hand in the hand puppet gesture Meh MEH meh "Buy Spinach before bread" nah nah nyah nyah "more efficient".
Me: Don't get your tears all over my upholstery.
Me: Can you go get those books for me?
Suzy: No!
Me: You're a TERRIBLE librarian
Suzy: I'm a book conservator
Me: Then go conserve them, you're a terrible conservator
Suzy: You've done a terrible job de-stringing these snow peas.
Me: What?
Suzy: These are ruined.
Me: Oh no, are you serious?
Suzy: No, no. These are great.
Suzy: You were right, the garlic salt was a good idea.
Me: Hey, sometimes I know what I'm doing
Suzy: Oh yeah? I know something, I know I made ALL of this stir fry and you did squat!
Me: I can't hear you over the sound of you sucking at that.
Me: Geez I'm tired, I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Suzy: Screeching OOOOH MY GOOOD YOU HAVE TO WORK AT NIIIIINE UNTIL NOOOOON. How ever will you SUUURVIVE.
Suzy: Can you get some lighting in here that isn't directly overhead? When I lie down I get blinded.
Suzy: Are you making the tiny violin gesture?
Me: No this is the "that costs money" gesture. THIS is the tiniest violin, playing Just. For. You. OW QUIT BITING ME OW
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Sunday, July 06, 2008
You could find these links yourself |8:03 AM| Hey family members! You might want to skip reading this one. Seriously.
Spitters are Quitters:Fine educational programming.
This guy deserved positive responses, instead, the ad was removed. I offered a friend of mine the cost of a plane ticket to go meet this guy, but tragically the email address was also removed.
I'm trying to find out if this post was the work of one MayorWilkins, whose previous craigslist outings included a post ostensibly from a woman seeking a man to shove frozen Popsicles into her ass. Said Wilkins was shocked at the positive responses, and claimed to be kind of "a prude".
I don't think prudes traditionally conceive of ideas like hoax icy anal penetration.
I was looking for Jason Forrester music, and stumbled across some of his videos. I found that
too many (movie related) roads lead back to Waverly Films.
Their work is strikingly uneven. There'll be some inspired work, but then a string of predictable outings.
Sometimes it looks like a lot of effort was put into something that just didn't quite work. Then there's the exceedingly random.
And once again, werewolves.
Anyhow, I'd love to work with them on some kind of project, but I am not in Brooklyn.
Here is Jason Forrest video that they did not do.
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