Thursday, June 19, 2003
|9:20 PM| Girl marries Dog in India
Cecil: No need to divorce the dog!
Trillian: That dog ought to have shared custody of any offspring, and be entitled to alimony.
Cecil: But should also be required to pay child support.
Trillian: In what? Milk bones?
Cecil: He could work for the India DEA.
Cecil: There are jobs a dog can get, should a dog need a job.
Trillian: I guess if the kids are half-schnauzer, milk bones might not be such a bad idea.
Trillian: Drug sniffing, circus tricks, starring opposite Tom Hanks.
Cecil: A real feel good kinda story.
|9:20 PM| Girl marries Dog in India
Cecil: No need to divorce the dog!
Trillian: That dog ought to have shared custody of any offspring, and be entitled to alimony.
Cecil: But should also be required to pay child support.
Trillian: In what? Milk bones?
Cecil: He could work for the India DEA.
Cecil: There are jobs a dog can get, should a dog need a job.
Trillian: I guess if the kids are half-schnauzer, milk bones might not be such a bad idea.
Trillian: Drug sniffing, circus tricks, starring opposite Tom Hanks.
Cecil: A real feel good kinda story.
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