Thursday, December 18, 2003
|3:39 PM|
I have just eaten a snickers bar.

Not because I was hungry, but because I had expended too much effort already hunting chicks for the new 404 page babe randomizer.


I desperately want some amphetamines coursing through my bloodstream. With any luck, I'll have them today. My doc called and the prescriptions are written. Oh thank heavens, get the door, pizza pizza.

Girls from 7-11 stay up all night, and I can't get a discount.


We in the office are raising sea monkeys.



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