Monday, February 16, 2004
People that are dating me or still have respect for me should probably skip this one |9:17 AM| Want to hear something gross? I didn't cut my toenails for a while.
A long while.
Like, a month while. I wanted to see how long they could grow. The answer? Pretty fucking long.
It got to the point that I was curling my toes underneath my foot so I could put socks on in the morning. It eventually became a symbol for everything I was fucking up in my existence. These long toenails. How long could I just wait it out? A pretty long time. I'm sure I could have kept waiting on them but this was becoming absurd.
What snapped me out of it? Action Screen Graphics. I owe them money. I can't pay them while I'm up here at work, but I can clip my toenails. Disgusting? Perhaps, but at least I did it over a container to catch the clips. Later today I plan on paying action screen. Huzzah.
I will then attempt to hire a woman to take care of my shirts for me.
Meanwhile, I'm listening to the Phillip Glass-esque triplets of the hold music while doing my job.
People that are dating me or still have respect for me should probably skip this one |9:17 AM| Want to hear something gross? I didn't cut my toenails for a while.
A long while.
Like, a month while. I wanted to see how long they could grow. The answer? Pretty fucking long.
It got to the point that I was curling my toes underneath my foot so I could put socks on in the morning. It eventually became a symbol for everything I was fucking up in my existence. These long toenails. How long could I just wait it out? A pretty long time. I'm sure I could have kept waiting on them but this was becoming absurd.
What snapped me out of it? Action Screen Graphics. I owe them money. I can't pay them while I'm up here at work, but I can clip my toenails. Disgusting? Perhaps, but at least I did it over a container to catch the clips. Later today I plan on paying action screen. Huzzah.
I will then attempt to hire a woman to take care of my shirts for me.
Meanwhile, I'm listening to the Phillip Glass-esque triplets of the hold music while doing my job.
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