Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Give Thanks |10:46 AM|
Over the vast weekend that encompassed this past thanksgiving, I accomplished many things. Unfortunately, I failed to get proper pictures of my new car. This has been a sore point among Vid and Vorpal, and they have been haranguing me quite a bit.

The car isn't sufficiently clean for pictures right now, as rain has taken a toll on the previous cleaning job. I'll get pictures up soon. And then I'll probably shut up a little about the vehicle. That is, until I get some teeth painted on it.

As for the car itself, I have a bit of an assholish story. I am generally a courteous driver, I always try to let people in who need to turn or merge or what have you (as long as they use their headlights), but I also get pissed off by asshole drivers pretty quickly.

Monday morning, I was driving up to work and during a turn had to dodge around an idiot who lacked the skill to properly change lanes. This put me in the far left lane, and I needed to be at least one lane over. I hit my turn signal, and glanced towards my blindspot to see a Toyota 4runner suddenly accelerate. He was trying to prevent me from getting ahead of him. As we all know, letting a person into the lane ahead of you makes your dick shrink. I gently accelerated a bit, and he floored it.
I then said "Don't even fucking try it."(Much to my own suprise). I slammed down a gear, gave just a bit of gas and left him behind.

We got out of our cars at the parking lot at about the same time. He was a 35 year old or so, starched shirt, pissed as hell, gave me the quick angry glance. I was some punk ass in a polo, khakis and sneakers. I used the keyless locking feature on my car as he stalked off, bug and stick firmly up his ass.

Vid put it best when he said "You had a sports car, and he had a kid."



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