Friday, January 26, 2007
Employee of the year |6:23 PM| Guess who won employee of the year? Hint, it's me. Holy shit.
Yeah, I was shocked as well.
GODDAMN I love this job.
I even got to give a speech, which was well received.
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Monday, June 14, 2004
Some random thoughts that don't deserve their own post. |12:00 AM| While alternating between a Wendy's Frosty and a large rootbeer:
Cecil: *BEEEEEELLLLCH*
Portal: Lovely.
Cecil: Is this turning you on?
Cecil: (In a poor imitation of Portal's voice) "OH YES, PLEASE RAVAGE ME YOU HEAVENLY SLOB!"
I've renamed the trouble ticket queue at work. It is no longer the Printer-Tech queue. It is now the Pantheon Of Agony.
Just saw the last night of Ladee Leroy's play here in town. Damn good stuff, and as a compliment, emotionally draining. I hope her career takes off even more, she's a nice funny lady. The set this time was more elaborate and impressive. I think I prefer the old set though, if only because it had my name and web address spray painted on one of the walls.
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Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Restless drones |2:30 PM| They're out there again. Chanting.
I think it's a sales team, could be a human resources group. Whoever it is they're creepy. I can't understand what they're saying, I just hear garbled human noises
Leader: "Gabba berg! Balla ting crunch? VE DOH TA!"
All: "VE DOH TA!"
Leader: "HURRAH!"
It'd be fun to think that it's some kind of horrid ceremony, that if I walked out there I'd interrupt them eating babies or throwing themselves around while holding snakes. However, I know it's just some motivational crap about "making a difference" or "owning the customer experience" or something equally mind numbing. If I was to go out there, there'd be no risk to any part of me, except my less cynical and sarcastic organs, such as my kidneys.
This is a short movie (922Kb) that defies description. You've likely seen images made from it, but the movie itself adds so much more.
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Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Fan Attack |4:17 PM| In a shocking turn of events, TPL reader Chris C. visits me at work. Film at eleven.
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Employee of the year |6:23 PM| Guess who won employee of the year? Hint, it's me. Holy shit.
Yeah, I was shocked as well.
GODDAMN I love this job.
I even got to give a speech, which was well received.
Labels: Work
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Monday, June 14, 2004
Some random thoughts that don't deserve their own post. |12:00 AM| While alternating between a Wendy's Frosty and a large rootbeer:
Cecil: *BEEEEEELLLLCH*
Portal: Lovely.
Cecil: Is this turning you on?
Cecil: (In a poor imitation of Portal's voice) "OH YES, PLEASE RAVAGE ME YOU HEAVENLY SLOB!"
I've renamed the trouble ticket queue at work. It is no longer the Printer-Tech queue. It is now the Pantheon Of Agony.
Just saw the last night of Ladee Leroy's play here in town. Damn good stuff, and as a compliment, emotionally draining. I hope her career takes off even more, she's a nice funny lady. The set this time was more elaborate and impressive. I think I prefer the old set though, if only because it had my name and web address spray painted on one of the walls.
Labels: LadeeLeroy, Mariko, Work
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Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Restless drones |2:30 PM| They're out there again. Chanting.
I think it's a sales team, could be a human resources group. Whoever it is they're creepy. I can't understand what they're saying, I just hear garbled human noises
Leader: "Gabba berg! Balla ting crunch? VE DOH TA!"
All: "VE DOH TA!"
Leader: "HURRAH!"
It'd be fun to think that it's some kind of horrid ceremony, that if I walked out there I'd interrupt them eating babies or throwing themselves around while holding snakes. However, I know it's just some motivational crap about "making a difference" or "owning the customer experience" or something equally mind numbing. If I was to go out there, there'd be no risk to any part of me, except my less cynical and sarcastic organs, such as my kidneys.
This is a short movie (922Kb) that defies description. You've likely seen images made from it, but the movie itself adds so much more.
Labels: Broken Links, Work
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Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Fan Attack |4:17 PM| In a shocking turn of events, TPL reader Chris C. visits me at work. Film at eleven.
Labels: Broken Links, Pictures, Work
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